Showin' Jessica Some Love
by Andrea
Tony Romo dumped Jessica a mere HOUR before her “Barbie and Ken” themed 29th birthday party. That’s a fact. Though she’s feeling a bit down right now without a beau in her life, she’s surrounded herself with family and friends to keep a positive attitude.
One thing that might make her giggle? A package she received from Delivery.com!. They were nice enough to bundle up a personalized break up recovery package for the singer. Here are a few of the things included:
Matches: To burn any old photos or sentiments that remind her of Tony
A Disguise Kit: For stalking purposes
Pepper Spray – In case she gets caught stalking
Barbie and Ken dolls: See below
A Book of Spells: To perform a little voodoo on the Barbie and Ken dolls listed above due to the fact that the heartless football player broke up with her an hour before her Barbie and Ken b-day party.
“It’s Called a Break Up Because It’s Broken”: Because even though the authors provide some basic common sense info—it really does become a break up bible.
Too funny! Wonder if she’s putting any of these to use. The matches and the book are probably handy :)
Delivery.com is available in over 65 cities around the country! They offer gift, grocery, and food delivery services (just to name a few).
Jessica did get a bit of special treatment, though. The caring peeps at this company gathered items from various vendors and packaged them up pretty for the pop princess (something they normally don’t do). But hey, that’s one of the perks of being a star! And she sure needs a pick-me-up right now.




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